Wilbur Witt
I think I watch about fifty or more videos a day, read two news feeds, and every blog I'm subscribed to in an effort to find something that strikes my fancy and I find interesting enough to write about. I didn't start out with a list of things I don't touch, they just evolved. However, that having been said there are certain things I have learned to avoid.
Noah's Ark
Every year some group of fundamentalists find a match stick on Mt Ararat and go pig-shit crazy. They have bought into the entire boat full of animals, and a universal flood. I don't write about this for two reasons. One, if I'm pro then everyone will think I'm nuts, too, and two, if I speak with a voice of reason I have to spend endless hours deleting idiotic emails from the 100's of Christian denominations that float that particular boat. Bottom line, there was no Noah's ark, it is a child's story, learn it, live it, love it!
Dianne Feinstein
I wanted to do a post on her. I don't like her, but I researched her career and found a milk-toast, lack luster, fool, that has slipped by for years because she comes from California and they will send anything to the senate. I wish she would go to Oceanside, get naked, smoke a joint, and let the rest of us run the country.
The Government Is Amassing Ammo and Death Camps
Actually all conspiracy theories are on this list. I have found that if you have a vast conspiracy theory then it's usually wrong. I have watched enormously complicated ideas that the planes that hit the twin towers were unmanned drones, JFK was shot by his driver, there is a New World Order running all the banks, and Obama is really a reptile in human form. Please join Feinstein for that joint.
Any Health or Self Help From California
I don't care what it is, I don't care how many letters they have behind their names, I don't care how many cable supported infomercials they put out, the moment I see UCLA, or Berkley, or anything originating from California I change channels to something else. Those people are all nuts, and everybody knows it. They are fun to watch, wonderful place to visit, but do NOT ever listen to them on any subject deeper than getting laid.
Movie Stars Endorsing Anything
Goes right back to the notes on people from California. Movie stars are shallow, stupid, Narcissistic, and get paid too much money for doing nothing. I don't write about them because I know they have to be fucked up, else they wouldn't be in Hollywood in the first place. And they emerge from their marijuana haze to expound on national issues they are completely ignorant of with full confidence that a lot of people will listen to them because they could remember their lines between, "Action!" and "Cut!"
Anything The Russians Say
The Russians think they still have a country. Did I miss something? Didn't they get their asses handed to them some twenty odd years ago? But they still spout off like they have something to say. Long ago I went out in a trailer park I owned, please no jokes about me being Texan and owning a trailer park, and we shot stray cats who were ruining our sub floors. I hit one right in the side of the head, blowing his brains literally out! He walked off like he had good sense. RUSSIANS!
Sandusky
Penn State for that matter. Hell! The whole state of Pennsylvania. How'd they miss that? All I can say is they must have some ugly women up yonder. Typical Yankee attitude. "Oh, excuse me sir. I see you're bumping an eleven year old boy in the ass. I must make a note to report this to my supervisor." Even California can't beat that one.
Aliens
Any idea that ascribes evolution, God, written language, or pyramids to little green men is stupid. As a teen I had this wet dream about being abducted by aliens, taken up there somewhere, and given my choice of any girl I wanted so they could study breeding. I was nuts, and so are the proponents of alien abductions, and all the rest.
Anything Pornographic
I prefer three dimensional girls. It's nice if they're warm, too.
Arguments Between Atheists And Theists
Imagine an intellectual discussion between a dog and a cat. Well, there you are. Both sides screaming about something they cannot prove. I used to be a religious, theological writer, but then I met Penn and Teller and I put away childish things.
These are just a few of a growing list of things I try not to write about. Do you have any subjects? I'm sure you do. If you don't, just keep blogging and make a note of which blogs bite the dust, and which ones people actually READ!
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