Submitted for your consideration one Catherine currently residing in Cote d Ivoire, Africa. She/He/It greeted me some days ago asking me my status and giving me the usual story that she was a French transplant who moved to Africa because of the expensive lifestyle in France. She threw in the sad fact that both of her parents are dead. If you will note, many days later she told me if she came to see me I had to make sure her mother had money to take care of her. As usual, I told her the absolute truth about myself, but upon subsequent conversation I went ahead and punked her. Asked her at one point her size so I could buy her a night gown. Knowing that there was a 95% chance I was talking to a man I just couldn't resist the line from Men's Warehouse, "You're gonna like the way ya look, I guarantee it!" I strung "it" along and when the answer (and the $5,000 requested) wasn't forth coming we see the usual threat, "damage then." She is the first line, with me alternating my responses every other line. Instead of a trip to America I booked her a passage to The Wilbur Zone. Ladies and gentlemen, Catherine of Cote d Ivoire!
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how are you ?
Fine, and yourself?
I'm fine thank you so tell me a little about you made your biiographie if you do not mind?
I'm a writer. I'm 61. I'm divorced. I'm a gentleman. I live in Texas
ah ok and t you call how you search anything on the net.?
Look up Weird Wilbur on Google
sorry I can not see
Where are you?
I life in Africa precisely in cote d ivoire but I am French and my first name is catherine c about you?
I am Wilbur. What country are you in?
Wilbur delighted me is catherine c I live in cote d ivoire africa precisely but I am of French origin because I have caused left France because of the expensive life in France since the death of both my parents in a car acident j expected that you understand me?
Oh, totally
so tell me about you, you think your life again one day c is to say is what you looking for a woman?
I'm single now. Getting my publishing together.
ah ok y me dicen que la investigación exactamente qué tipo de mujer?
English please
yes
you research what kind of woman?
Not really looking any more. Have girl friends but that's about all.
yes it is just that I am not happy and I'm new on the net for one reason make me new knowledge to find a serious man who will love and m give me his true love heart
I wish I could find such a woman
and tell me what country you are living presently?
I life in Africa precisely in cote d ivoire
I live in the us. My wife died four years ago. We had a real estate business.
you life in which country?
I c is catherine of French origin unmarried woman without children soon 31years 32years working in a salon beautée
I live in the USA in one of my four houses
ah ok no worries then tell me why you have not found a woman with you? you think finding a wife on the net, you believe in the love of the net?
I have not really looked for one. I would like to meet one now. I would like to get to know her. If she is away I would bring her here
ah ok I understand you I'm not a rich woman and I live far away from you if it ever wanted to walk us how are we going to do because I can not pay my ticket and I think you're really good as a man because you're the kind of man I am looking for a man who lives alone
I live alone with my little dog. After my wife died in a car crash I moved from the house we lived in to the bigger house because I missed her. I guess I would have to buy plane tickets for you
ouii biensur me a transfer of money so I can do all my papers and also the booking of my ticket j hoped you understand? really sorry for your wife, but I also would like to j make your acquaintance because I am also unmarried and I would like to live with a serious man like you
Couldn't I just buy you a plane ticket?
How much to you need to do your papers?
oh yeah if you want but then you have to make me clench a transfer pourque I can settle everything here because I live here with my mother and I have great store many things before my departure
Ok, how much money are we talking about?
j would need $ 5,000 to settle all my papers and store all my stuff too
How would I send it. I've never sent money to another country.
you realize in a position and you do request a warrant via western union j hoped you know well?
Oh, ok. I know Western Union
and you will also need to perform my data transfer
How do I do that?
ouii c is his you know if I tell you all this is that I'm really excited to meet you and if you m sending this amount will be living proof that you really alone and you really want to know me and me too I would be very happy to meet you.
well then as I have t say I'll give you my address and you turn yourself in a Western Union agency you request to transfer via Western Union and through my contact you sending the money I t have asked for my papers and they will give you a transfer code of 10 digits as his I can removed the money once you give me the code. and you must also asked a question and gave an answer that all the parties in terms you understand j expected?
Ok
tell me you're really inspired to do my meeting...?
You are very beautiful. Would love to meet you. This is so wonderful. I'm 61. I never thought such a young beautiful woman would want to meet me
ok no worries I see so I'll give you my contact pourque can do the office? because I also never thought I'd find a serious man like you and your words still give me more eager to make your acquaintance as the age does not matter to me because I love looking for the true love of the heart
Good
yes I'm really sincere with you so I give you my address pourque you can do the office?
It will take about an hour. I have to run to the bank and they are open until noon.
ouii I understand you so I give you tell me yes or no?
Yes yes
Name: aman
first name: catherine elouah
Country: cote d ivoire
City: Grand Bassam
ok here is my contact you j Receipts well as expected thanks to its coodonnées the mandate you can do if you really want to make the mandate pourque I come to thee
Ok. Give me an hour. I will check on plane tickets too. I'm so excited. Do I need to put a code word for you on the Western Union?
No no you have not checked because I t did not give a fixed price but I t have asked for a sum or I can do all my papers because I have many things to do apart the ticket such as I have left a little of money to my great mother to do some shopping for clothes and many other expected day you understand
Yes. Then how much do you need?
not once you finish filling out the form with my coordinates of course they will give them even a code c is you who will then give me pourque I can withdraw money without taking the head you understand?
Oh, ok. Like I said, I've never sent money to another country.
I have totally need I say $ 5,000 American
Ok
yes I understand you then you can send that amount of $ 5,000 American? be sincere and honest with me stp
Give me an hour. I have to run to the bank. Also, what size nightgown do you wear ? I respect you. I'm as honest as I know you are.
lolll I laugh I am still connected now you go j expected you not play with me Wilbur?
I'm not playing. Believe me.
ok no worries then shows me that you are man of his word and I'll prove it to myself that I want a man I will come unto thee quickly because I'd be very happy also
I am going to flood you with such emotion that you will quiver and shake like a school girl. You will never forget me. I really want to buy you a night gown. You're gonna like the way ya look, I guarantee it!
ah good then you come back with the transfer references how long the pourque I can have?
It will take me about an hour, I have to run. What's the size of your nightgown. I want to buy you one.
n is listening you have to buy a shirt m me everything I want to c is that you prove to me before you meet your words then go al transfer agency Western Union to me the mandate to $ 5,000 American so I can be after once reassured by your side I would be delighted to accept all your gifts
Ok
you're gone? you're gone? No more am writing you? c you see is what I was afraid if you were really serious and here for the answer for you! damage then
But why, you answer me? when you played with me it is his? attend the call . . .HONEY
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