Martini's Greatest Hits

Here's a hodgepodge of things that go bump in the night.

I've really never claimed to be an expert on international affairs

Methods of War

Deliberate jab at Jackie's best friend who irritated the shit out of me

Petting a Pussy

I still don't know how the toilette paper got in the martini

Making the perfect martini

Boy, I caught it for this one. We call it the alcohol video. We'd get drunk, out it up, sober up, take it down. Jackie ate the weenies by the way. 

To Catch a Predetor